30 Best Funniest Quotes From Elf Movie

With the holiday season, around the corner, there’s something special about watching the timeless Christmas movie “Elf,” released in 2003. Directed by Jon Favreau and featuring the endearing Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf this heartwarming film has become a tradition, for families worldwide.

There is no Christmas that would be complete without Elf Magical lines. These timeless quotes bring us joy year after year and remind us of the true meaning of the season.

Quotes From Elf Movie

• ” And if you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show,’ it doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas. ” Santa

• ” Does someone need a hug? “ Buddy

• ” But, I really want to see you and – and I think you’re beautiful and I, um…I feel really warm when I am around you, and um, my tongue swells up. So…do you wanna go eat food? ” Buddy

• ” Of course, you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and have had a beard since you were fifteen.” Leon the Snowman

• ” I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR ” Buddy

• ” If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio, channel three. Code word is, ‘Santa’s got a brand new bag. “ Gimbels Manager

• ” Treat every day like Christmas. ” Buddy

• ” Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn’t know that about elves. ” Papa Elf

• ” There’s room for everyone on the Nice List.” Buddy

• ” You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa. ” Buddy

• ” Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy.” Santa

• ” We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.” Buddy

• ” So Dad, I planned our whole day. First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours. And then we’ll go ice skating. And then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can. And then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” Buddy

• ” Oh, I’m not messing with you. It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.” Buddy

• ” They tried to use gnomes and trolls, but the gnomes drank too much.” Head Elf

• ” Dad, I’m in love! I’m in love! And I don’t care who knows it! ” Buddy

• ” Not now, Arctic Puffin! ” Buddy

• ” Charlotte Dennon wants a Tiffany engagement ring and for her boyfriend to stop dragging his feet and commit already. ” Michael

• ” My finger has a heartbeat.” Buddy

• ” This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” Buddy

Sayings From Elf the Movie

• ” Hey, have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous! ” Buddy

• ” The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.” Santa

• ” I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.” Santa

• ” Then I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” Buddy

• ” You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” Buddy

• ” What’s more vulnerable than a peach? ” Morris

• ” Buddy, I’ve been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud. It’s a wonderful place, filled with wondrous creatures – except dogs. Oh, by the way, don’t eat the yellow snow.” Leon the Snowman

• ” Wow, you’re fast. I’m glad I caught up with you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news – I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too? ” Buddy

• ” I’m a cotton headed ninny muggins.” Buddy

• ” I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and – maybe even hold hands.” Buddy