33 Best Funny Dad Jokes About Halloween

Imagine a world where Halloween and dad jokes collide—yep, that’s what we’re diving into. Halloween is the scariest time of year with pumpkins and all things spooky, it is also an excellent time for some funny dad jokes.

We’ve gathered a bunch of them that are so funny, they might make you spooktacularly laugh! So, get ready to giggle and groan at these silly jokes that will have you saying, “That’s a good one!” Enjoy the dad joke Halloween special while we laugh spookily. Are you ready for a few jokes?

Dad Jokes About Halloween

Funny Dad jokes may be the scariest part of this Halloween Season.

• Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween celebration? Because he had no guts to dance!

• Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.

• Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffins.

• How do mummies start their letters? Tomb it may concern.

• What is the name of a zombie who is always late? A brain-dead.

• What do ghosts serve at Halloween parties? I scream floats!

• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Blood oranges!

• Why did the vampire go to the dentist? To get a fang filling.

• What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Boogie Woogie.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was skilled in the art of screaming!

• What do you call a vampire who can’t sing? A bloodcurdler!

Funny Quotes About Ghosts For Halloween

• ” Our feet are planted in the real world, but we dance with angels and ghosts. ” John Cameron Mitchell

• ” There is no instinct like that of the heart. ” Lord Byron

• ” Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win. ” Stephen King

Halloween Captions

• ” Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ” Richard Harris Barham

• ” Ghosts are history demanding to be remembered and it’s the living who choose to ignore it.” Jodi Picoult

• ” Ghosts are all around us. Look for them, and you will find them. ” Ruskin Bond

• ” True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. ” Francois de La Rochefoucauld

• ” I love having my ghosts, and I love having my memories. ” Debbie Reynolds

• ” Sometimes, even to live is an act of courage. ” Lucius Annaeus Seneca

• ” The ghosts you chase you never catch. ” John Malkovich

• ” The memory fades, and I’m left hanging on to the ghosts of his words. ” Mari Lu

Halloween Captions From Movies and Songs

• ” I’m a mouse, duh. ” Mean Girls

• ” Be afraid, be very afraid. ” The Fly

• ” Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” A Nightmare On Elm Street

• ” I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. ” Rocky Horror Picture Show

• ” There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween! ” The Nightmare Before Christmas

• ” Never trust the living.” Beetlejuice

• ” Being normal is vastly overrated.” Halloweentown

• ” Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls

• ” There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween! ” The Nightmare Before Christmas

• ” We all go a little mad sometimes. ” Psycho

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

• ” Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall.” Stevie Wonder ( Superstition )

• ” Must be the season of the witch.” Donovan

• ” They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” Andrew Gold ( The Addams Family )

• ” It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” Michael Jackson

• ” Scary monsters super creeps keep me running, running scared. ” David Bowie

• ” We’re all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I’ll still be happy, forever Halloween.” The Maine

• ” I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.” Beyoncé,

• ” For my monster from his slab, began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise he did the mash, he did the monster mash.” Bobby Pickett

• ” I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” Rockwell

• ” I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” Rihanna

Quotes Inspired Halloween Captions

• ” On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.” Ava Dellaria

• ” Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve. ” Richelle E. Goodrich.

• ” Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. ” Mason Cooley

• ” Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day! “ Rusty Fischer

• ” Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” Arthur Conan Doyle

• ” Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” Steve Almond

• ” Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make! ” Dracula

• ” The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” Midgard Morningstar

• ” Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” Unknown

• ” Double, double toil, and trouble. “ William Shakespeare

• ” Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.” Nicholas Gordon

• ” Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” Tim Burton